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Tuesday, April 04, 2006

I just wanted to take a moment and relay some of the better bumperstickers that I've seen during my many many years on the planet. Anyway, if I can remember them at all they must really be fantastic!

"Visualize whirled peas"
"I heart my dog's head"
"My son was inmate of the month at the federal penitentiary"
"My baby can kick your baby's ass"
"Bad cop, no donut!"
"I think that I think, therefore I think that I am"
"Hang up... and drive!"
"Everyone here who believes in psychokinesis raise my hand"
"You're getting all wrinkly, time to get out of the Gene Pool!"
and of course, the all time classic...
"Nuke the gay whales for Jesus"

Not a bumper sticker...
"I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe."
- The Dalai Lama -